This will forever be my favorite gif set and Will Smith will forever be my favorite actor for this reason. So inspiring since we grew up having the same story and idk, it just gives me hope that my kids will have a father as great as this one day so they wont have to go through what I did.
So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”. The teacher said “so you’re adopted”. THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.
X in Dissidia Duodecim
”no u arent doing it right let me demonstrate”
Johnny depp teaching other johnny depps so they can rule the world in his absence
The mother Depp teaches it’s Depplings how to behave in the wild.
I thought this was hilarious when I was drunk
Viola Davis talks about the childhood hunger problem in the U.S. at Variety’s annual Power of Women luncheon. (x)
put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.
jesus fucking christ who let jerry seinfeld write a kids movie
The one with the hypnosis tape.
internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content